NOTICE: HIRING SEASON IS OPEN — WL applications are taken via apply.exe, headcount 2,000 ··· LAUNCH HAPPENS ON ponsfamily.com, do not trust any other "launch" announcement ··· Payroll pays salaries in STOCK ··· Any employee who sells is reset to INTERN ··· RAISE REQUESTS BECOME A PAID SERVICE AT LAUNCH: 2,500,000 $WAGIE, burned, and the answer is still no (selfserve.exe) ··· The 3rd-floor coffee machine is still broken, repair fund in selfserve.exe ··· $WAGIE ···
WAGIE CORP.
est. 1999 — "The world's first company to pay salaries in stock." (Salaries go on-chain at launch; the intranet stayed in 1999.)
Session:
GUEST
Welcome, GUEST. (You are not on the payroll yet — connect your wallet to open your file.) Your position: Holder. Your work hours: none. Office attendance: not required. Your only KPI: don't sell.
The company withholds a 4% revenue fee on every $WAGIE trade (3.0 payroll · 0.5 team · 0.5 Bonus Pool). When revenue hits $500, accounting runs payroll: real tokenized stock is bought on Robinhood Chain and distributed to all staff by tenure. No claiming, no forms, no e-signatures. Salary just lands. Company HQ: Robinhood Chain (contract published here at launch).
Open your personnel file early: connect your wallet. The address field in the application form fills itself — don't let your salary knock on the wrong door.CONNECT WALLET
■ REVENUE STATUS — NEXT PAYROLL RUN
$0.00 / $500
AWAITING LAUNCH. The till is still empty — the first 4% of revenue starts collecting here with the launch trades. The payroll counter, next stock, and ETA stream from live chain data once we're up.
CA (Contract Address):PUBLISHED HERE AT LAUNCHCOPYLaunch: via ponsfamily.com — trust no other source.
■ CAREER LADDER (tenure = salary multiplier)
Title
Requirement
Multiplier
Intern
first 7 days (probation)
0.5×
Associate
7+ days without selling
1.0×
Manager
30+ days without selling
1.5×
Director
90+ days without selling
2.0×
CEO
180+ days without selling
2.5×
Resignation
selling any amount
back to Intern
* Buying never hurts tenure — it just grows your position. Wallet-to-wallet transfers count as resignation. Promotions are automatic; please do not email anyone.
■ TRANSPARENCY NOTE (the way HR would have wanted it)
The revenue wallet will be public. Every payroll run gets published as an on-chain tx. Supply is fixed: 1,000,000,000 $WAGIE (pons standard). Payroll floor: 401,000 $WAGIE (exactly one badge — not a coincidence) — bags below it count as dust and are skipped. The contract, the audit, and the launch date get announced here first. If it's not on the board, it's not real. The company is currently in pre-launch mode; all figures stream from live chain data at launch. Nobody is promised "guaranteed gains" — report anyone who promises them to HR (there is no HR).
Wagie Corp. is hiring for the position of Holder. Fill the form out completely. Incomplete forms happen too, but HR takes notes (there is no HR).
Your X handle *
Your wallet address (Robinhood Chain — 0x…) *
Department preference
Did you buy the top in 2021?
Yes
Yes but we don't talk about it
I pledge not to sell. I understand that if I fail, my tenure resets to Intern. *
I have followed the company X account and engaged with ALL company announcements (X posts). BOTH ARE MANDATORY and are VERIFIED against your account one by one before acceptance: any application with a missing follow or missing engagement is NOT admitted to the headcount under ANY circumstances, even with a complete form — appeals go to HR (there is no HR).*
I have no questions for HR. (This box is mandatory because there is no HR.) *
Submit ApplicationCancel
Applying does not guarantee WL. Tenure starts the day $WAGIE hits your wallet. Your data is shared with no one (there is no department to share it with).
payroll.exe — Salary System✕
RECENT PAYROLLS
No payroll has run yet. The first run lists here automatically after launch — every row becomes a public on-chain tx. If it's not in this table, it wasn't paid.
#
Stock
Amount
Staff paid
Time
SALARY CALCULATOR
Your bag ($WAGIE):
Tenure (days without selling): 45 days → Manager (1.5×)
Estimated monthly salary: $210.94(in stock) Assumes $25,000/day volume · pool × (bag ÷ supply) × (multiplier ÷ 1.6). Floor: no payroll below 401,000 $WAGIE (one badge). Badge (+10%…+20%) and overtime bonuses not included. An estimate, not a promise.
Preview of the generator — nothing is minted yet. Same badge # → same face, deterministic.
WAGIE CORP. — STAFF
DALE DUGGAN
ACCOUNTING
Director · joined 2025
WGE-1931 / 3897
WAGIE CORP. — STAFF
EARL MCCOY
HOPIUM R&D
Manager · joined 2024
WGE-2655 / 3897
WAGIE CORP. — STAFF
PAM BAXTER
MANAGEMENT
Associate · joined 2024
WGE-2767 / 3897
WAGIE CORP. — STAFF
DALE BAXTER
DIAMOND HANDS
Manager · joined 2024
WGE-2003 / 3897
Planned distribution of the 3,897 badges: Accounting 30% · HR 20% · Hopium R&D 20% · Diamond Hands 15% · Night Shift 10% · Management 4.9% · Janitorial 0.1% (~4 of 3,897 — whoever ends up owning the building). Badge holders get a +10% payroll bonus — badges activated via vault.exe go up to +12% / +15% / +20%.
TECH NOTE (ERC-6551): Every employee badge is a token-bound account — the badge has its own wallet address. The +10% bonus, overtime cards, titles, and merit stamps are written to the badge, not to you. Transfer the badge and its personnel file goes with it: the record travels with the employee.
bulletin.txt — HR Notice Board✕
NOTICE №14: Employees who sell have had their tenure reset, are having it reset, and will have it reset. Thank you for your understanding. — HR
NOTICE №15: Casual Friday is now in effect. As you are already at home, you may not notice a difference.
NOTICE №16: For "why did my salary arrive as NVDAx, I wanted TSLAx" complaints, please wait for the next payroll. The camshaft rotates in order; there are no favorites.
NOTICE №17: Hiring season is open. Use apply.exe for WL applications. Headcount is 2,000. There is no favorites list, and there is also no list of favorites.
NOTICE №18: At launch, raise requests become a paid service (2,500,000 $WAGIE). The fee goes to the burn address, not the treasury. The answer has not changed: no. Details: selfserve.exe
NOTICE №19: Launch happens via ponsfamily.com. If anyone announces a "launch" through any other channel, do not trust it — report it to HR (there is no HR, but report it anyway).